Ellen has been waiting to make that joke since fob came back
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You know, being a sports agent sounds like a pretty sweet gig. You argue with GMs until you’ve reached a fair deal and then you make a percentage of the player’s contract.
Like, Crosby’s agent, Pat Brisson. He has like 40 clients. And they include Crosby, Malkin, Giroux, Toews, Kane, Kopitar, Brodeur, Duchene, the Sedins, Luongo and tons more.
- The Killers: The Christmas song will be called "Christmas in LA"
- Me: Really? It doesn't involve Las Vegas?
- The Killers: It's about a man who spends Christmas in Los Angeles and wishes he was home in Vegas
- Me: There it is.
A well dressed man is more attractive to me than a shirtless man with a six pack.
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